* BEWARE OF FALLING OBJECTS--LIKE YOUR GRADES.

  * DON'T CARRY GRUDGES--THEY CAN WEIGH YOU DOWN.

  * TODAY IS TOMORROW'S YESTERDAY.

  * IT'S TIME TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT CHANGE.
    START WITH YOUR SOCKS.

  * PLAN TO GO TO COLLEGE; IT'S A KNOW-KNOW.

  * BAD LUCK BEGINS WHEN YOU SIT IN QUICKSAND.

  * BIG SHOTS ARE OFTEN LOW CALIBRE.

  * START A BAKERY IF YOU CAN RAISE THE DOUGH.

  * IF YOU TAKE COURSES AT MOUNTAIN-TOP SCHOOLS,
    YOUR GRADES WILL ALWAYS BE ABOVE C-LEVEL.

  * HE WHO LAUGHS LAST OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T GET THE JOKE.

  * IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

  * PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE. SEERSUCKER IS A FABRIC.

  * IF YOUR MOM SAYS NO, THERE'S ALWAYS DAD.

  * WHOEVER SAID "WORDS CANNOT HURT ME"
    NEVER GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A DICTIONARY!

  * SOMEDAY YOU WILL BE MISS AMERICA.
    A GOOD FORTUNE IF YOU'RE A GIRL.
    A BAD ONE IF YOU'RE A GUY.

  * FIND YOURSELF. PLAY HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK ALONE.

  * MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.
    WHO WANTS TO BE GOOD ANYWAY?

  * YOU CAN COUNT ON OTHERS,
    BUT IT'S BETTER TO USE YOUR OWN FINGERS AND TOES.

  * ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT--
    OR, BUY AN OUTBOARD MOTOR.

  * HE WHO EATS ICE CREAM IN A CAR IS A SUNDAE DRIVER.

  * YOUR HOMEWORK IS LIKE A JUICY STEAK--RARELY DONE!

  * DON'T FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS.
    PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU'RE SHELLFISH.

  * BE YOURSELF. IT'S WHO YOU DO BEST.

  * LIFE IS LIKE FILM--
    IT WILL ONLY DEVELOP IF YOU TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.