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H o w T o M a k e A B a b y
My professor had a videotape with him today. He said he was going to show us a piece on how to have a baby. Naturally there were jokes. I said, "How to MAKE a baby?" Sybil and Karen laughed. Sybil said, "You wish!"
I said to the girls: "There's a closet down the hall..."
Margarette said to me: "What makes you think I would want to, with you!?"
I said: "Who said I would ask you? I want someone with a little more experience."
Margarette's eyes and mouth got wide in mock-shock. I said I was just kidding. She grinned.
Then Sybil said: "How do you know she doesn't have lots of experience!?"
Okay, okay, so she got me. Blast. Heh.
Meanwhile the professor was fooling with the VCR and videotape. He fast-forwarded through the part with the intercourse! Damn him! j/k.
We ended up watching a bunch of video inside the woman's body. It was something taped off TLC. Zzz. I think I saw this film in high school -- when it was called "The Miracle of Life"!
-- W i l l
Copyright © December 2001 W i l l
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