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H o u s e L e v e l l e r s
Have I told you they've been levelling our house? Who's they, I don't know, just some house levellers--guys in dark pants and dirty white t-shirts. I don't know whose idea it was to call the house levellers (The landlord's, I guess). Sure, our floors have been slanting but how cool it was to roll something all the way down the hall and then to have it roll all the way back to you!
You wouldn't believe it. Imagine trying to sleep or read or watch TV or listen to music or, God forbid, THINK with so much constant noise all the time (Yeah, yeah, I'm on a redundancy kick). It's been madness. Madness, I tell you. Like I'm not crazy enough? But I digress.
The worst of it is: I'm no expert, especially not when it comes to house levelling, but it looks like our house is bowing (If you don't know what that is, imagine if the bottom of your house looked like it were making a smile). The middle is curving. I'm not sure cedar logs are the best thing to try to support a house on, especially not ones that have been rained on several times the past couple of weeks. I hope to hell these guys know what they're doing...
-- W i l l
Copyright © May 2001 W i l l
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