I met this girl at school today--out in the hall, just before class. She had dark hair and was wearing a bright orange top and light khaki pants. She had a little pocket on her pants, just below the regular pocket. She seemed to be playing with it as we talked. Then all of a sudden she brought something out of that pocket and shrieked. It was a 20-dollar bill. "Oh, wow, I didn't know I had that in there," she said. "See? It's been washed and everything." I joked: "Ah! Been money-laundering have you!"

-- W i l l

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