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As the bus pulled away from the stop, an old man walked by. He was holding a large palm frond across his chest and had two smaller fronds sticking out the sides of his knit cap.

The guy sitting in front of me on the bus turned around and asked: "What was wrong with that guy?"

In my "expert" opinion as a psychology student, I replied: "He's crazy!"

The guy laughed. "What was that he had on!?"

"A plant," I said.

"Dude," the guy said, "that's some crazy @#$%!"

That would have been my diagnosis too...

-- W i l l

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