D o Y o u G o D o w n t o w n ?
I had just gotten on my bus -- a bus that goes downtown. The doors had not yet closed behind me. A plump, dark-haired girl walked up and, through the open door, asked the female bus driver: "Do you go downtown?"
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"Do you want me to go downtown," the bus driver asked.
"Umm, I was just asking," the girl said.
"Well, for you," the bus driver chirped, "I'll go downtown!"
What the he..?
-- W i l l