Watching: "The Limey" and "Memento"

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I was downtown, standing. Somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned my head to the side and saw a skinny black man with lots of deep lines in his face. He was just out of a local holding facility, served 97 days for breaking probation. "You a lawyer," he asked. I told him no. "You ain't!?" I smiled. (Do I look like a lawyer??) "What you smilin' foe?" "'Cause I'm not a lawyer." "Oh," the old man said, "I thought you was smilin' 'cause you think you don't deserve to be a lawyer or somethin'." "Oh hell no. I just don't like lawyers." The old guy cackled. "Me neither!" -- W i l l Copyright © 2002 W i l l