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Watching: "The Limey" and "Memento"

Y o u   A   L a w y e r ?

I was downtown, standing. Somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned my head to the side and saw a skinny black man with lots of deep lines in his face. He was just out of a local holding facility, served 97 days for breaking probation.

"You a lawyer," he asked. I told him no.

"You ain't!?" I smiled. (Do I look like a lawyer??)

"What you smilin' foe?"

"'Cause I'm not a lawyer."

"Oh," the old man said, "I thought you was smilin' 'cause you think you don't deserve to be a lawyer or somethin'."

"Oh hell no. I just don't like lawyers."

The old guy cackled. "Me neither!"

-- W i l l

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