Today in class we were talking about the stages of sleep. There are 5. The professor asked: "What are some things that happen in Stage 4?"
Sheena said: "Bedwetting..."
"Personal experience?" I joked.
Sheena laughed and blushed. "NOOO!"
Then we talked about REM sleep. This girl, Elizabeth, said she had a question about wet dreams. She said: "I have this friend..."
"Friend, my ass," I said. "It's always a friend..."
Elizabeth said: "No, wait, though, it was a guy..."
"Uh huh. Sure."
-- W i l l