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Today in class we were talking about the stages of sleep. There are 5. The professor asked: "What are some things that happen in Stage 4?"

Sheena said: "Bedwetting..."

"Personal experience?" I joked.

Sheena laughed and blushed. "NOOO!"

Then we talked about REM sleep. This girl, Elizabeth, said she had a question about wet dreams. She said: "I have this friend..."

"Friend, my ass," I said. "It's always a friend..."

Elizabeth said: "No, wait, though, it was a guy..."

"Uh huh. Sure."

-- W i l l

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