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Today in class we were talking about the stages of sleep. There are 5. The professor asked: "What are some things that happen in Stage 4?" Sheena said: "Bedwetting..." "Personal experience?" I joked. Sheena laughed and blushed. "NOOO!" Then we talked about REM sleep. This girl, Elizabeth, said she had a question about wet dreams. She said: "I have this friend..." "Friend, my ass," I said. "It's always a friend..." Elizabeth said: "No, wait, though, it was a guy..." "Uh huh. Sure." -- W i l l Copyright © 2002 W i l l