Sara was saying something about: If you're good at pretending to be educated, people will think you're educated.
"I'll never make that mistake with YOU," I joked.
"You can pretend to be educated all you want," I said, "but I ain't buyin' it."
Sara looked at me all confused-like. "I don't get it," she said.
"Exactly. That's because you're not educated," I teased.
-- W i l l