Listening to: Depeche Mode: "The Singles 86 > 98"

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Sara was saying something about: If you're good at pretending to be educated, people will think you're educated. "I'll never make that mistake with YOU," I joked. "What?" "You can pretend to be educated all you want," I said, "but I ain't buyin' it." Sara looked at me all confused-like. "I don't get it," she said. "Exactly. That's because you're not educated," I teased. -- W i l l Copyright © 2002 W i l l