The professor asked us: What Are Two Things You Most Like To Do?

We went around the room, shared our answers. Some people said travel. Some said they like to go out. I said listen to music and talk to people one-on-one.

Finally it was J.'s turn. She said: "I like to receive oral sex!"

Jaws dropped. Eyes bugged. People gasped. People laughed.

"Hey," one girl said, "at least she's honest!" We all had to agree.

-- W i l l