Darla made many sarcastic comments while she existed on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Here are a few examples:
"Is this the best you could do? Hardly enough to share."--to her vampire
cohort, Thomas, in reference to a snack-sized Willow.
"Who the hell are you?"--to Buffy, upon first meeting her.
"Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"--after Willow doused Darla's face with
"Is there anything better than a natural disaster?"
"Yes, I would."--after Buffy's mom asked if Darla would like anything to...eat.
"Don't wimper and mewl like a mangy human."--to Angel, vampire with a conscience.
"You're sick...and you'll always be sick!"--dissing vampboy Angel, who was in love with the very human Buffy.
"Scary. Scarier."--to a crossbow-wielding Buffy as Darla produced two huge handguns.
"So many body
parts, so few bullets. Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them."
"Close, but no heart."--after Buffy launched an arrow into Darla's chest.
"C'mon, Buffy, take it like a man."
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