Darla, the Blonde Vampiress / Biting Remarks

Biting Remarks

Darla made many sarcastic comments while she existed on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Here are a few examples:

Episode 1.1/1.2: "Welcome to the Hellmouth"; "The Harvest"

"Is this the best you could do? Hardly enough to share."--to her vampire cohort, Thomas, in reference to a snack-sized Willow.

"Who the hell are you?"--to Buffy, upon first meeting her.

"Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"--after Willow doused Darla's face with
holy water.

Episode 1.7: "Angel"

"Is there anything better than a natural disaster?"

"Yes, I would."--after Buffy's mom asked if Darla would like anything to...eat.

"Don't wimper and mewl like a mangy human."--to Angel, vampire with a conscience.

"You're sick...and you'll always be sick!"--dissing vampboy Angel, who was in love with the very human Buffy.

"Scary. Scarier."--to a crossbow-wielding Buffy as Darla produced two huge handguns.

"So many body parts, so few bullets. Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them."

"Close, but no heart."--after Buffy launched an arrow into Darla's chest.

"C'mon, Buffy, take it like a man."

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